Good Morning From Charlottesville!



Welcome, traveler. Your quest is simple: survive one day in Charlottesville without losing your wallet, your sanity, or your parking spot. Every decision you make could lead to glory… or shame in the eyes of Thomas Jefferson himself.


Choose wisely.



You awaken in Charlottesville. The air smells faintly of coffee, wet grain, and someone nearby burning something they definitely shouldn’t.

Your rent is due, but your landlord’s email remains unread. You tell yourself you’ll deal with it — right after bagels, or coffee, or both.

You check your phone. Reddit is already ablaze.

  • Someone has posted a blurry photo of a deer in a Harris Teeter parking lot: “Is this normal?”

  • Another thread debates the legality of subletting half of a screened-in porch.

  • A heated argument rages about whether a new apartment complex counts as “dense urban infill” or “the death of our community character.”

The chaos is immediate, but so is the choice. Today, you must venture out. Will you seek caffeine, groceries, or adventure?

Do you:



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